Katie's Klotzblog

Apr 22, 2014

dinosaurmovie:

lifehack:

whenever someone with long hair goes down on you, hold their hair

hold it all right at the crown of their head and then say this out loud:

"you look like a above ground radish"

(via askinnyblackman)

Apr 13, 2014

mellowmarshall:

the-best-lesbian-mermaid:

deathmetallife:

stvkln:

sassy-snow-queen:

littleangrykitten:

ejacutastic:

(source)

Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover! 

I’m actually sobbing


Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.

Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.

i’m crying. this is so beautiful

Bless them…as a survivor of child sexual abuse myself, I salute these wonderful people..

(via thor-and-lokis-butt)

Apr 12, 2014

Good to know I can also have panic attacks in my dreams.

Apr 4, 2014

Mar 31, 2014

Doing laundry in the basement while a dead body is carried away from the third floor.

Mar 30, 2014

undeadthug:

undeadthug:

(Source: thegodlessatheist, via unchained-reaction)

Mar 30, 2014

itsmeaveryd:

lesbiansinwesteros:

deucalio:

I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery

a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves

Necessary

you dear sir, have changed my life

not even gonna lie, as a kid I made up “Not Every Cat Eats Smoked Salmon Atop Rye” and to this day I say that sentence when I’m spelling Necessary 

(Source: whitelighterleo, via w0rds-left-unsp0kenn)

Mar 30, 2014

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

(via nnivag)

Mar 28, 2014

Just keepin it real

likethebrimofahat:

Trends in feminism that I don’t like/some of the reasons I’ve begun to distinguish myself as a Black feminist:

  1. Sex positivity at all costs. You mean someone can have slave/master roleplays with their significant other and any other creepy/violent/racist/sexist/mildly pedo bullshit and I can’t…

Mar 28, 2014

zaymmaliks:

*pushes boy my age out of the way* move you’re blocking the view of your dad

This is so accurate it hurts

(via this-world-is-twisted)